Thursday, February 10, 2011

Valentine's Trivia

Name who the Valentine note is from, and whom it is for. I wrote this for my son's 5th grade Valentine's party. Have fun!

Dear Valentine,

I love how we complement each other. I am way too nutty without your sweetness. Although we are wonderful alone, together we are so much better. I cherish all the memories we made in the lunchboxes of kids all over America. What can I say, you are the love of my life. Together we make a great sandwich.

Love,

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine,

Although we are complete opposites I adore you. You are the light of my life. Without you, I am in complete darkness. Your warmth, your light, make everything in the world come alive. How cold my life would be if it weren’t for you. I wish we could see each other more often, but it seems that whenever you are going to sleep, I am just coming alive. I suppose I will just have to admire you from afar.

Love,

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine,

Our life used to be so perfect. We could sit around all day and eat wonderful fruit and never have to work for it. We were perfect. I’m sorry I ate the apple. What can I say? That awful snake told me to do it! Though we are not in paradise anymore, I still love you. We’ll have to work hard but we’ll be okay...

Love,

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine,

Well, it’s been a long journey. We’ve crossed many rivers and travelled many roads together. When the President asked me to go, I couldn’t think of any one else better suited to help me out. We mapped the great plains, and rivers, and learned about America’s native people. We’ve had a lot of books written about us. Who would have known we’d become so famous? Well old buddy, thanks for your help on the trail. I couldn’t have done it without you.

Sincerely,

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine,

Even though our chases and battles always got really violent, it was all done in good fun! Remember when you sliced me in half with a carving knife? I never thought I’d get over that! Or how about the time you slammed my tail in a waffle iron?! Ha ha!, that was a good one. Though I used lots of elaborate traps to catch you, I admit I was no match for your brains and wit. You were always a worthy opponent, and we gave the kids a good laugh on Saturday morning.

Love

Your Valentine



Dear Valentine

As soon as I laid my eyes on your blonde beauty back in 1961, it was love at first sight. I still love to watch you model all the latest fashions! I’ve been there for you through your many careers as a mother, model, astronaut, doctor, dancer, and surfer just to name a few. I always try to match your outfits with my own and I hope you think I’m stylin’. Honey, you’ve always been the only doll for me.

Love,

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine

I can’t believe our dad abandoned us in the middle of that forest. It was good thinking of you to leave those bread crumbs so we could find our way back. Darn those birds! If we ever get out of this candy house, I think we should make dad divorce his new wife. Don’t worry, we’ll get out of here alive. I’ve got big plans for the witch and her oven.

Love

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine

Oh the memories we’ve made at all those barbeques! There’s hardly been one that we’ve missed! Even though some people say you’re too sour, I think you’re just right. To me, no hot dog or hamburger would be complete without you!

Love,

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine,

Who would have known we’d come to such an accident on our famous climb up that hill! All I wanted was a drink of water! I lost my footing and fell down that blasted hill, and bashed my head hard! Before I knew what was happening, you fell right after me! I guess we’ll have to try going up that hill again if we ever want any more water, and let’s try to be more careful this time, okay?

Love,

Your Valentine


Dear Valentine

You were just the man for a smart, power hungry babe like me. Ours was such a match! We united the two greatest empires in the world. Too bad you had to get yourself murdered, and by your own best friend too. Boy, you really need help picking your friends! Don’t worry about me, though, I’ll be fine. I’ve got my eye on your old friend Mark. I rule!

Love,

Your Valentine





Dear Valentine

It’s true, ours has been a stormy relationship. But I always follow you. Even though you are dangerous and destructive I’m attracted by your light and can’t help but let out a loud rumble when I see you. My roaring existence wouldn’t be possible without your bright, blinding flash of brilliance.

Love,

Your Valentine



Dear Valentine

I’m just no good without you. I’m bland and boring and no one wants me. But your yellow goodness brings out the best in me. I’ve seen you with lots of hot vegetables, but I hope you’ll stay true to no one else but me. You were made for me!

Love,

Your Valentine